Humour — 04 November 2018

Lionel and Martha board a jet for a trip to New York.

The jet fills up with passengers and is to take off but they both notice that there are no attendants or pilots and are slightly baffled. The doors close and the jet starts down the taxiway towards the runway and takes off.

As they are airborne the intercom comes on:

Welcome to flight 1313 non stop to New York. As you can see there are no attendants or pilots. This aircraft is totally computerized so sit back and enjoy the flight because there is nothing that can go wrong go wrong go wrong go wrong…

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