Humour — 07 November 2018

Rahul’s mother asks her oldest son to explain Diwali to his brother Mukesh.

Rahul started,  “So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but like his step mom or sumthin, was kinda weird and she forced her hubby to send this Ram to some jungle or something.

Coz he was goin for 14 years, so his wife n bro got along, u know, just 2 chill.

But dude, the forest was real scary shit. Was full of devils n things like dat, but dis dude killed them with arrows.

But den sum bad gangsta – Raavan – picked up his babe Sita. Dis dude Ram n his bro got real mad, huh.

So dey got an army of monkeys – don’t ask how – attacked Raavan, got d babe n returned home. People thought at least dey deserve something.

Dey had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff to party, so they lit lamps.

N this is how it all started.”

Whereas his mother fainted…

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