From the confidential files…
Has anyone seen my watch?
That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk.
Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual?
Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Damn, there go the lights again…
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!