Overheard during surgery

Jokes

From the confidential files…

Oops!

Has anyone seen my watch?

That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk.

Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

Well, this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual?

Ok, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

Damn, there go the lights again…

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

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