Five year-old Pepi comes to visit his grandparents in Tuscany.
Running along the garden path, he sees his grandfather sitting in front of the house, wearing only a shirt and naked from the waist down.
“Nonno, what you are doing? Your cazzo is out and everybody can see!” he exclaims.
His grandfather looks off into the distance, not answering.
“Nonno, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?” he asks again.
His grandfather smiles weakly, looks at him and says, “Pepi, last week I sat here with no shirt on, just watching the world go by… and I got a stiff neck. Sitting here like this is your nonna’s idea.”