The cow on heat


One day in Kansas, little Wyatt didn’t show up at his school.

Cows on pasture

The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said, “Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the bull.”

“Oh I see,” said the teacher, “but I’m sure your father could have done that.”

“No ma’am, he couldn’t have,” quipped Wyatt, “it has to be the bull!”

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