Little Emily

Jokes

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt.

Small girl

Her mother replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.”

The next day, the pastor was over at Emily’s family’s house for lunch.

Midway through the meal he mentioned that his head hurt, to which Emily immediately replied, “That’s because it’s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it!”

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