Keep breathing…


A man was in the supermarket pushing a cart with his little daughter and son.


The little boy wouldn’t stop screaming on top of his voice.

His father kept saying, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”

A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.”

The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”

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