A man was in the supermarket pushing a cart with his little daughter and son.
The little boy wouldn’t stop screaming on top of his voice.
His father kept saying, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”
A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.”
The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”