Two elderly ladies were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus.
The buses were running late, the sun was warm and a lot of time passed.
Finally, Ethel turned to the Mabel and said, “You know, I’ve been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!’
Mabel turned to her and said “I know! I heard it snoring!”
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