Dangerous food

Jokes

A famous dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago.

Elderly man

“The stuff we put in our stomachs would have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is disgusting. Soft drinks erode the lining of your stomach. MSG is abundant in Chinese cuisine, and few of us are aware of the long-term harm caused by germs in our drinking water.”

He continued, more solemnly: “But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we have all eaten it or will eat it in the future. Can anyone tell me what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after you eat it?”

“Wedding cake,” an elderly man in the front row said, his voice trembling.

 
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