Two smart guys…
Paddy was walking down the street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand-new Mercedes.
Mick pulled up with a big grin.
Paddy asked, “Mick, where’d you get that car?”
Mick replied, “Sue gave it to me.”
Paddy looked shocked. “She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, lad… but a new Merc?”
Mick said, “Well, let me tell you what happened…”
We were driving on a country road at 6 in the morning, in the middle of nowhere. Sue suddenly pulled over, headed into the woods, parked the car, got out, threw off all her clothes, and said, ‘Mick, take whatever you want.’”
“So I took the car!”
Paddy nodded and said, “You’re a smart man, Mick… them clothes would’ve never fit you anyway.”
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