Dental Tantra

We tend to deal with the surface of our lover – skin, hair, body shape, arms, legs, sacred yonis and lingams. But what about deeper aspects that we normally don’t see? When we relate with deeper places, we are encountering deeper truths as well. Why just stay with the surface, when the whole man or woman has so many more layers that could enrich your own life and that of your relationship?

We will meet in a mansion outside a picturesque English village (not too far from a famous dental teaching hospital!) We will have a real dentist available during our group sessions, so that you can relax in confidence that you and your partner will be fully witnessed by a professional at some point during your exploration. Any detail you don’t understand will be explained to you by someone wearing a white coat.

With the bright light of truth shining into the beloved’s open mouth, you will first inspect each tooth visually. Then the facilitator will explain the meaning of the tooth; for each tooth, in Traditional Chinese Medicine, represents a certain organ group; and each organ group represents a different emotional state. You will then converse with each tooth separately, asking it any questions you like – how does it feel about you? About the partner’s mother? Father? How does it feel about the person in whose head it is rooted?

The open-mouthed person, meanwhile, will temporarily close the mouth, ‘step into’ the tooth, answer the question, ‘step out of’ the tooth, and open the mouth again for the next tooth along.

If, peering at a tooth, you see caries, stuck food, or whatever, just summon the on-call dentist, who will either do a spot of cleaning, or schedule an appointment for a filling for your partner. For gum disease, we have a special herbal paste which can be applied. It foams up a lot for 5 minutes and is then rinsed away. The breath will also be improved!

On Day Two it will be your partner’s turn to ask questions, while you sit with your mouth open under the Bright Light of Truth.

Couples say that kissing the partner is never the same again. The surface will never be the place to stop… there is so much more to know.

When we are not in the group room there is a jacuzzi spiced with mouthwash to enjoy. Meals are specially designed to be tooth-friendly – raw carrots, bell peppers, and other crunchy things; no desserts except for a sparkling variety of heirloom apples. And definitely no popcorn!

Although we will of course not be doing any dental work ourselves, we will learn to floss our partner’s teeth as an optional opportunity to practise primate grooming behaviour, and to show our caring. Floss flavoured with aphrodisiac sandalwood, rosepetal, and patchouli will be provided.

Allowing your partner to see your back teeth requires enormous trust, let-go, and cosmic receptivity. We trust that by the end of the weekend you will have found this – and we will also practise a range of exercises designed to increase trust, whilst we stroll in the woods on the large property.

Take your intimacy to the next level, with Dental Tantra.

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