Little Sophie

Suddenly she wakes up and hears the voices of her parents who are having sex in the bedroom next to her. She hears her dad say, “Oh honey I love your luscious tits,” and hears her mom say, “Oh baby I love your slim dick”.

So the next morning, Sophie walks up to dad and says, “Dad, what are luscious tits?” Her dad panics and says, “It’s a fine coat.” She then walks up to mom and says, “Mom, what’s a slim dick?”. Her mom also panics and says, “It’s a pair of boots.”

Later on that day, everybody’s getting ready for the holiday. Little Sophie walks past the bathroom and sees her dad shaving. He cuts himself on the cheek and shouts, “Shit!” Sophie then asks, “What does shit mean?” and dad replies, “I’m shaving right now, sweety.”

When she walks into the kitchen, she sees her mom trying to cook the turkey. Mom accidentally drops the turkey and shouts, “Fuck!” Sophie asks, “Mom, what does fuck mean?” to which mom replies, “I’m cooking the turkey, sweety.”

A few hours later friends and family arrive at the door. Little Sophie opens the door and says, “Hello everyone! Hang up your luscious tits and drop your slim dicks, my dad is upstairs shitting and my mom’s fucking the turkey!”