Two men were walking home after a Halloween party…
They decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for a laugh.
Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath. “You scared us half to death – we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
Two skeletons rise from a grave one night and get on a motorbike.
Suddenly the one on the driver’s seat gets off again, runs back and rips out his gravestone.
The other asks, “What the hell do you need THAT for?”
And he answers, “Are you stupid? I can’t just drive without my ID!”
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