These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper
You have to love British humor!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a UK newspaper:
Free Yorkshire Terrier
8 years old.
Hateful little bast ard.
Bites!
Free Puppies.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel,
1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
Free Puppies.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Cows, Carves: never bred
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
Joining Nudist Colony !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
Wedding Dress for Sale.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
For Sale by Owner.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly –
“If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t
have a headache and sex at the same time”?
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