Humour — 24 October 2010

In an Irish program for farmers, a TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview

In an Irish rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow Disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter. The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: “Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information – but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?”

Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day, and only having sex with you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?”

The program was never aired.

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