I have heard that three priests were going to Pittsburgh. They reached the window to purchase their tickets and the woman at the window who…
I have heard that three priests were going to Pittsburgh. They reached the window to purchase their tickets and the woman at the window who was selling the tickets was extraordinarily beautiful. Her clothes were almost negligible – she had beautiful breasts – and with a deep V-cut.
The youngest of the priests went up to the window… but he had forgotten all about the journey. He was only seeing those beautiful breasts. The woman asked, “What I can do for you?”
He said, “Three tickets for Titsburg.”
The woman freaked out. She said, “You are a priest!”
The second one pushed him aside and told the woman, “Don’t get angry, he’s just new, immature. You just give us three tickets for Titsburg.”
The woman looked… “Are all these men mad or something?”
“And remember one thing: I would like to have the change in nipples and dimes.”
Now the woman started shouting and screaming, “This is too much!”
The oldest priest came in and he said, “My daughter, don’t be angry. These fellows stay in the monastery, they don’t come out, they don’t see anything. You should have a little understanding about their life. They have renounced life. Just sit down… three tickets for Titsburg.”
Osho, Sermons on Stones, Ch 13
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