Humour — 11 February 2012

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie…

He decides to test it out on his son at supper.

Dad asks: “Where were you last night?”

Son answers: “I was at the library.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says “OK, I was at a friend’s house.”

“Doing what?” asked the father.

Son says: “Watching a movie – Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

“OK, it was porn!” cried the son.

Father yells “What? When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was.”

The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says “He certainly is your son.”

The robot slaps the mother.

Credit goes to Jeevan