Humour — 20 April 2012

We finally made it…

O.M.G., we’re rich!
Silver in the hair,
gold in the teeth,
crystals in the kidneys,
sugar in the blood,
lead in the ass,
iron in the arteries,
an inexhaustible supply of natural gas.

Life is short.
Live it to the fullest.
It has an expiration date.