Eucalyptus Street


Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car.

Paddy: “Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken!”

Operator: “What is your location, Sir?”

Paddy: “Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street.”

Operator: “How do you spell that, Sir?”

Silence… (heavy breathing) and after a minute…

Operator: “Are you there, Sir?”

More heavy breathing and another minute later…

Operator: “Sir, can you hear me?”

This goes on for another few minutes until…

Operator: “Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?”

Paddy: “Yes, sorry ’bout dat… I couldn’t spell eucalyptus, so I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak Street!”


Credit to Sugit (Japan)

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