Whacky Headlines


Real news headlines gathered from papers across the USA:

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked – Thief Gives Police The Slip

Patient At Death’s Door – Doctors Pull Him Through

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails – Fans Protest

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

Crowds Rushing To See Pope Trample 6 To Death

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Traffic Dead Rise Slowly

Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder

Florida Illegal Aliens Cut In Half By New Law

10 Revolting Officers Executed

Genetic Engineering Splits Scientists

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Severed Head Offers Few Answers

Eye drops off shelf

Father Of 9 Fined $100 For Failing To Stop

Two Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

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