Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee close to St. Peter’s Square.
The first man tells his friends,
My son is a priest and when people walk into a room everyone calls him ‘Father’.
The second man chirps in,
My son is a Bishop & when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace.’
The third says,
My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says, ‘Your Eminence’.
The fourth says very proudly,
Well, my son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.
The older lady is sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle nudge, “Well….?”
She smilingly replies,
“I have a daughter,
and 36” hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, “Jesus Christ!”
Credit to Fatima