Humour — 08 November 2012

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee close to St. Peter’s Square.

The first man tells his friends,

My son is a priest and when people walk into a room everyone calls him ‘Father’.

The second man chirps in,

My son is a Bishop & when he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace.’

The third says,

My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says, ‘Your Eminence’.

The fourth says very proudly,

Well, my son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.

The older lady is sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle nudge, “Well….?”

She smilingly replies,

“I have a daughter,



38D breasts,

24” waist

and 36” hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, “Jesus Christ!”

Credit to Fatima