The monthly phone bill arrives at the Katzenbaum’s.
Mr Katzenbaum slits open the envelope and stares in shock at the exceptionally high amount he has been charged with. He immediately calls a family meeting to discuss the issue and shouts, “This is unacceptable. I don’t use our home phone, I only use my work phone!”
Mrs Katzenbaum retorts, “Me too. I hardly use our home phone. I use my company’s phone!”
Their son quips, “I use my office mobile, I never, ever use the home phone.”
In a state of shock they all look at the maid who’s patiently listening to them. She says, “What? So we all use our work phones. What’s the big deal?”