Fred came to visit his friend John who is 89 years old.
He noticed that John is sitting on the porch on the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
“John, what are you doing? Your private parts are out in the wind for everyone to see!” he exclaimed.
John looked off in the distance without answering.
“John, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?” Fred asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, “Well…last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is my wife’s idea.”
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