I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it! I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take life too seriously – no one gets out alive. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I’m not a
I don’t suffer from insanity – I enjoy every minute of it!
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don’t take life too seriously – no one gets out alive.
You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I’m not a compete idiot – some parts are missing!
God must love stupid people. He made so many!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Being “over the hill” is much better than being under it.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Procrastinate now!
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
Ham and eggs – a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
I smile because I don’t know what the heck is going on.
Credit Kul
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