Humour — 16 December 2013

Who hasn’t experienced mental stress and odd emotional behavior once in a while?

In psychiatry these are defined as various mental states and in such moments we joke that we must be suffering from one or the other.

Here they are coupled with Christmas Carols:

Schizophrenia: Do you Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia: I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Paranoid: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll tell you why…

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire…

Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
………… (better start again)

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