Osho, can you share with us a joke about Christmas today?
According to the ancient Akashic records, Mary had just given birth to her son. She was lying back in the hay exhausted, when the door opened and in walked half a dozen shepherds, and half a dozen kings, and half a dozen wise men from the East.
She raised her eyes to her husband and said, “Jesus, what a way to spend Christmas!”
Osho, Philosophia Ultima, Ch 15, Q 3 (excerpt)