Tiger Woods was in his car heading to a golf tournament in rural Ireland one day …
… when he stops at a petrol station to fill up his car.
The attendant, who has never heard of Tiger Woods or even golf before, notices two of Tiger’s tees fall out of his pocket and asks Tiger, “What are those?”
Tiger says, “They’re for holding my balls in place when I’m driving.”
The attendant, looking surprised, says, “Those feckers at Volkswagen tink of everything, don’t they…”
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