Humour — 25 July 2015

Day 1 All packed for the cruise ship – all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Day 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today – seems like a very nice […]

Day 1

All packed for the cruise ship – all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Day 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today – seems like a very nice man.

Day 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

Day 4

Won $800.00 in the ship’s casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

Day 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship… I was shocked…

Day 6

Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice!

 

Credit to Tao

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