Humour — 17 August 2015

…worried about her husband’s temper.

The doctor asks, “What’s the problem?”

The woman replies, “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”

The doctor says, “I have a cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just get some water, take a mouthful and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

She says, “That was a brilliant idea, Doctor! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down. How does a mouthful of water do that?”

The doctor replies, “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping the mouth shut that does the trick.”

Thanks to Kaiyum

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