Humour — 24 August 2015

A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die.

They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter.

St. Peter says to them, “Sisters, welcome to heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. Please form a single-file line.”

And they do so.

St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her, “Sister Therese, have you ever touched a penis?”

Sister Therese responds, “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…”

St. Peter says, “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the holy water, and you may be admitted.”

And she does so.

St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says, “Sister Benedicta, have you ever touched a penis?”

“Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…”

“Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the holy water, and you may be admitted.”

And she does so.

Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. One nun is trying to cut in front of another!

St. Peter sees this and asks the nun, “Sister Walburga, what is this? There is no rush!”

Sister Walburga responds, “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her butt in it!”

 

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