Two guys are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the them is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The other guy then mutters, “Yeah, well, we were married 35 years.”