Humour — 20 July 2016

An old geezer becomes bored in retirement…

…and decides to open a medical clinic. He puts up a sign outside that says: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000.”

Harold, positive that this old geezer doesn’t know beans about medicine, thinks this would be a great opportunity to make easy $1,000.

So he goes to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Harold: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Mr. Harold’s mouth.”

Harold: “Aaagh! This is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Harold gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days in the hope to recover his money.

Harold: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Harold: “Oh, no you don’t, that is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Harold (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several days.

Harold: “My eyesight has become weak, I can hardly see anything!”

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have a medicine for that so, here’s your $1000 back,” and gives him a $10 bill.

Harold: “But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Credit to Yogena

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