After the birth of their second child, Patrick volunteered to undergo a vasectomy.
The morning of his appointment, his wife Claire could tell he was nervous.
Then, as he was about to leave for the doctor’s office, he turned to her and said, “I’m certainly wearing the right jeans today.”
“Why?” asked Claire. “Are they too loose on you?”
“No,” replied Patrick. “I’m talking about the brand name – Faded Glory.”