Humour — 03 October 2017

Earl goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed.

In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him.

After examining him, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help.

When Earl turns up at the witch doctor’s, he takes a look at the problem and tells him to go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there.

“Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says no, your member will be 5 inches shorter.”

Earl thinks that this is worth a try and dashes off into the forest. He finds the pond and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a rock.

He shouts over, “Frog, will you marry me?”

The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and croaks, “No!”

The guy looks down and sure enough, his member is 5 inches shorter.

He is excited and thinks, let’s try that again. He shouts over to the frog, “Will you marry me?”

The frog rolls his eyes, and shouts back again, “No!”

Zappo! – Earl’s member is down to 15 inches. He looks at it and thinks it is still a bit excessive. Down another 5 would be perfect. So he calls across again, “Frog, will you marry me?”

The by now very irritated frog yells back, “Look, how many times do I have to tell you? No, No, NO!”