Bruce works as a concierge at a posh ski resort in Colorado Springs.
Most of his guests ask him to tell them all about the ski facilities.
One day a couple who had just checked in after a long flight came by and asked him where the lift was.
“Go down the hill,” Bruce told them, “out the door, past the pool, 200 yards down the block, and you’ll see it on your right.”
Their tired faces suddenly looked even more exhausted, until a man standing behind them spoke up.
“They’re from England,” he said. “I think they’re looking for the elevator.”