Humour — 31 March 2018

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter Brenda to the doctor.

When she walks into his office, he says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother says, “It’s my daughter, Brenda. She keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight, and she is sick most mornings.”

The doctor gives Brenda a thorough examination, then turns to the mother and says, “Well, I don’t know how to tell you this, but your Brenda is pregnant – about four months would be my guess.”

The mother says aghast, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never been left alone with a man! Have you, Brenda?”

Brenda says in a shocked voice, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

The doctor walks over to the window and stares outside. About five minutes pass before the mother asks, “Is there something wrong out there, doctor?”

The doctor replies, “No, not at all. It’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I’m not going to miss it this time around!”

 

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