Humour — 09 April 2018

Husband and wife are lying in bed in the middle of the night.

Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards.

Wife: I can’t sleep without it.

Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Wife: Because I’m hot.

Husband: You get hot at the darnest times!

Wife: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.

Husband: If you love me you’d be more considerate.

Wife: You don’t love me anymore.

Husband: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for tonight.

Wife: Booooooo…! (sob-sob)

Husband: Alright, I’ll do it.

Wife: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?

Husband: I can’t find it.

Wife: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!

Husband: There. Are you satisfied?

Wife: Oh, yes, honey.

Husband: Is it up far enough?

Wife: Oh, that’s fine.

Husband: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself!

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