A priest is driving on the highway towards New York.
Passing Connecticut, he gets stopped for speeding.
When the state trooper approaches the open car window, he smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.
He says, “Sir, have you been drinking?”
“Just water,” says the priest. The trooper says, “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks at the bottle and says, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”