Norman comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day.
He opens the front door and finds his wife Georgia standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, high heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.
“What happened here?” he asks astonished.
“I think the waterbed busted,” says the trembling wife.
Just then a guy floats by.
“Who’s that?” demands Norman.
“I dunno. Must be a lifeguard.”