Humour — 27 July 2018

Norman comes home unexpectedly in the middle of the day.

He opens the front door and finds his wife Georgia standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, high heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.

“What happened here?” he asks astonished.

“I think the waterbed busted,” says the trembling wife.

Just then a guy floats by.

“Who’s that?” demands Norman.

“I dunno. Must be a lifeguard.”

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