A depressed-looking man walked into a bar in New York and asks the bartender for 10 shots of whiskey.
The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?”
The man says, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend.”
The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey.
The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?”
The man says, “I found out that my son is gay.”
The next day the same man walks into the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.
Intensely curious, the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”
The man looks up and says, “Apparently my wife does.”