Rodney walks into a Florida post office one day to mail a registered letter.
As he walks to the counter, he sees a middle-aged, balding man standing there, methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
Rodney’s curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”
“But why?” asks Rodney.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.