Will and Susan are having an argument about who should brew the coffee in the morning.
Susan declared, “You should brew it, because you get up first, and then we don’t have to wait so long to have our coffee.”
Will said, “You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Replies Susan, “No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should make the coffee.”
Will says, “I can’t believe that! Show me.”
Susan fetched the Bible, opened the New Testament and showed him the writing at the top of several pages: ‘HEBREWS’