Exam anxiety

Jokes

Melanie has her exams coming up and is petrified she won’t pass.

She decides to give her dashing young professor a visit during his office hours. Before entering the office, she glances down the hall to make sure nobody sees her entering, closes his door, walks to his desk and kneels down  pleadingly.

“I would do anything to pass this exam,” she says.

She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything…”

He returns her gaze, “Anything?”

“Anything.”

His voice softens, “Anything?”

“Anything,” she repeats again.

His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you… study?”

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