The nervous secret service agent

Jokes

The President is walking out of the White House.

Mickey Mouse

He heads towards his limo, when an aspiring assassin steps forward aiming a gun.

An alarmed secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”

This startles the would-be assassin and in that moment of hesitation he is taken down by other agents.

Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in hell made you shout ‘Mickey Mouse’?”

Anxious, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout… ‘Donald, duck!’”

Thanks to Samma and Kaiyum

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