While shopping in a huge supermarket, Ranbir Singh lost sight of his wife.
When he sees a nice looking young woman, he sidles up to her and asks, “Will you talk with me for a couple of minutes, please?”
“Why on earth should I?” she asks incredulously.
“I can’t find my wife. But it’s always the same – as soon as I get into talking with a pretty woman she will abruptly pop up from out of nowhere.”