A day at the Loch

Jokes

Simon, an atheist, was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster.

Big lake waves

The water was churned up sky-high and in one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air, then opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out: “Oh, my God! Help me!”

At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place. As Simon hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds: “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”

“Come on God, give me a break!” Simon pleaded.

“Two minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either!”

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