11 more truths


12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

man doing dishes

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth, Women are from earth… Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

Credit to Jeevan

Featured image: only staged photos (through agencies) or this historic one were available online…

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