Esoteric light bulb jokes


A selection from those groups who live for a higher purpose.

Light bulb

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the lightbulb, one not to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.

How many Episcopalians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

How many Unitarian does it take to change a lightbulb?

The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
“We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.”

How many Pentecostals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

How many of Osho’s sannyasins does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. And five thousand to share the experience and celebrate.


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