An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery.
He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to him.
“Yes, Dad, what is it?”
“Don’t be nervous, son. Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me… your mother can always come and live with you and your wife…”