Back in the Cold War days, Ivan was a diplomat and spy.
He was new to the USA and lived in Washington, D.C. After six months he complained to Boris, his aide, that he needed a woman.
Boris dropped off a high-priced hooker at his door the following Saturday night. Ivan plied her with some vodka and caviar. As she took off her top, he noticed that her armpits were shaved. He said, pointing to his own pits, “Vomen in old country have vool – zey have vool!”
She responded, “In the U.S. it’s customary and fashionable to shave our underarms.”
They drank more vodka and ate more caviar. She removed her slacks and he noticed that her legs are shaved also.
He repeated, “Vomen in old country have vool – zey have vool!”
Once more, she said, “In the U.S. it’s customary and fashionable to shave our legs.”
After more vodka and caviar, he pulled down her red lace panties and saw that her privates were trimmed. He exclaimed again, “Vomen in old country have vool – zey have vool!”
She then asked in loud voice, “Look buddy, did you want to screw or knit?”
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